You knew it was coming eventually. This time it's the DE-Evolution of a nation and so having said that!!
I take a few calls on ASTRO's ASS PHONE.
The squid come for BOB but he is too preoccupied what with being a drunk pirate and all.
Father Time is in the GARAGE for "SubGenius This Week" for the week ending October 26, 1985 using the advanced version of WEB 2.0.
Only the best in funfare is here for you.
Not the usual bullocks! You like your audio scrambled, BI-JOE! You love your gal's strong and your content sunny side up.
So get to clicking mates and don't forget to smile!
Let's get high at "Gate 5" and get loaded on the ship to nowhere. Somewhere on "X" Field.
Didn't you know the [Con]spiracy is making escape vessels.
On July 5th, 1998 (X-Day), at 7:00 AM, they will arrive on Earth in the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses for that final day event call
"The Rape Tour" or to those that collect the righteous DeSoto ornamental hood spinners to prove their worthiness it is also known as "The Second CXming"
GARY WRIGHT - Love Is Alive DREAM WEAVER - WB BS2868 - 1975
GREG KIHN BAND - The Breakup Song - ROCKIHNROLL - BESERKLEY BZ-10069 - 1981
ELVIS COSTELLO - Blue Chair - OUT OF OUR IDIOT - DEMON X-FIEND67 - 1987
MARK FARNER & DON BREWER - Come See About Me - QUADICO QLP-7401 - 1974
JERRY RAFFERTY - Get It Right Next Time - NIGHT OWL - LIBERTY UNITED UA-LA958-1 - 1979
STEELY DAN - I Got The News - AJA - MCA MCA-1688 - 1977
"The Cut & Paste TV Oath"
ROBIN TROWER - Loves Gonna Bring You Round - IN CITY DREAMS - CHRYSALIS CHR1148 - 1977
TODD RUNDGREN - Hope I'm Around - THE BALLAD OF TODD RUNDGREN - BEARV A10116A - 1971
ROD STEWART - I'm Losing You - EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY - MERCURY SRM-1-609 - 1971
Do you remember the 80's when everyone knew JR and wanted to know who shot him? Let's listen to some stuff from around that time frame along with some righteous .wav's from my SubGenius friends at Cut & Paste TV.
COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM CNP TV ----------- TONIGHT!!!
THE GARAGE WITH JR (with a stack of rare wax) AND REV.X ON CUT AND PASTE TV FRIDAY THE 4TH AT 9:00 PM CENTRAL... AT THE LINK BELOW
Let's take another peek into the under garments of a podcast and Part 3 of my interview with Rev. Doktor Crash and The Reverend X-ister as we peel and reveal the butt end of The Church of the SubGenius.
It's all about the JAM!
One of my new mixes from the side project:
Digital JR Project Music
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The track is called:
Got A Lot'O Cars
I used:
Samples from flashkit dot com
01) by rimela - on the fly
02) by rfhache - 44289_rfhache_F1_BR_07_2PMS_Breaking_1turn
03) by marvman - 34330_marvman_hand_clap_comp
04) downed from WFMU dot org - Elvis Presley - The Truth About Me (Monologue)
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jr
This offering is both Maximum/Minimum mixes from "The Garage" sliced by yours truly.
There are remixes as well as tracks laced with the original material used by Moby for his multi platinum LP Play.
These cuts are mere extensions intended to enhance the Play experience.
Movie Quote:
"Smokey And The Bandit"
Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a lot taller on radio.
Unqoute:
Flashbacks abound and rightfully so! Without memories we have nothing.
That's life.
Life is a lot like a breeze.
That blows over cold silos and old mimosa trees.
It passes us by with ease, leaving sweet memories.
excerpt from the unrealized song "Like a Breeze" by JR
Quote:
We ain't no band. We're a company, simple. Nothing to do with Rock and Roll...DO DA!!
Surely if you'd studied your history of us... I mean, come on, prompt.
Do your business. Humor us! We do anything we're offered if it's worth while.
Unquote:
Johnny Lydon
PIL
As "The Great One" would say... "How Sweet It Is" Would you care for a little audio madness?
I knew you were Up to it! This is the usual fare with a fanfare!
The Boys form the Polyphonic E, Talk about some Johnny come latelys up there in heaven, and "The Duke" needs'a Posse.
Yes, this is a lament of sorts. I miss the other two COOL
KIDS OF PODOMATIC". Having said that at least Afp is still with us (which is nice). RevX shows up enough to only piss me off. AND SHECKY... I'm not even going there! I WANT MY POV.
Everyone has been so gloomy so I thought maybe a little Sun would help.
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this time the theme is as spaced out as the sound/bits. which
encompass both galactic parodies as well as a few people's mental states.
the soundbed is from one of my favorite science fiction movies (robinson
crusoe on mars) and the wacko interviewed by hannity & colmes is one
shirley phelps-roper
from the westboro baptist church. She speaks yet no one hears. not really! is this a nut or a sage. Prophets are never welcomed and neither are the fruitcakes. you can blame me for the spacy fruity-loops music but as for the content you be the judge.
The usual ramblings are here along with a look back into the past
by giving ya'll a slight slice of the way it was during the days of 8-Track tapes and LP's.
The time frame is 1977 and there are no CD's, cassettes tapes (which are also extinct I might add), no microwave, no cell phones, no... well... you get the picture.
It was a simpler time yet a time of troubles too.
Wiki it and see for yourself!
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Reflections of days gone by this time with ramblings about the Chief Drive In theater that was there in my home town of Jacksonville Texas.
So lets load up in the push button AMC Rambler and go down memory lane.
I'm sure there are to many of us to ride inside so some of ya'll will have to ride in the trunk.
The Clickers
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This one's got soul with a bit of piss and vinegar. It's about the root
of all evil... money as well as evil of another nature. Or is that with
nature! You just have to hear it to believe it.
Featuring: Circa 78 - The Sex Pisols and Tuxedomoon
_________________ THE FUNNY STUFF If you loved Cheers then
listen to G.W.'s visit to the Pub The King and Johnny run into Ray
Charles George talks to Bill on the phone
THE CLICKERS
_________________ There is a rare track or two here so listen up...
A very special time in Texas history began with the opening on March 17, 1949 of the world famous Shamrock Hotel, which was enshrined in Edna Ferber's classic book and motion picture, "GIANT".The Shamrock was built by the famous and controversial Texan and wildcatter, Glenn McCarthy. These are the original National ABC network radio series broadcasts from Houston, the award winning music and variety radio program "Saturday at the Shamrock".
This is the first anniversary broadcast in 1950!
A very special time in Texas history began with the opening on March 17, 1949 of the world famous Shamrock Hotel, which was enshrined in Edna Ferber's classic book and motion picture, "GIANT".The Shamrock was built by the famous and controversial Texan and wildcatter, Glenn McCarthy. These are the original National ABC network radio series broadcasts from Houston, the award winning music and variety radio program "Saturday at the Shamrock".
Podcast Summary
Playing and pondering vintage LP's mixed with parody tunes. Mash it up with the pointless prattle of a middle aged mind and you've got "The Garage"
Plus we listen in on heavenly conversations with Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, John Wayne, Saint Peter and a host of others. We also have calls for an occasional President or two.